one liner jokes

Heard at an optometrist's convention... "The Eyes have it."

Did you hear about the guy who was wanted by a bank?

He was in debt with them, so he was wanted, "Debtor Alive"!

The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep!

I knew that Charlotte was cheating on me when she said that she was shopping with Jessie.

Meanwhile, Jessie was right next to me having dinner.

I was so hurt and disappointed.