one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
3 votes

I knew that Charlotte was cheating on me when she said that she was shopping with Jessie.

Meanwhile, Jessie was right next to me having dinner.

I was so hurt and disappointed.

3 votes

posted by "starkepatrik" |
1 votes

Did you hear about the guy who survived being struck by lightning?

He was shocked!

1 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes

Sometimes I wake up grumpy...

Other times I let him sleep.

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$25.00 won 11 votes

Where do fish keep their money?

"In the River Banks."

11 votes

posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |