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Life Boat Test
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"Why do they always say 'Women and children first'?"

The only reason they say “Women and children first” is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

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Defeating A Shark
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How did the octopus defeat the shark?

He was well armed!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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The Never Ending Job
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Stroke a cat...

And you will have a permanent job.

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Started Out with Nothing
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I started out with nothing!

And I still have most of it left.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |