one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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There are only two things in the world that a child will willingly share...

A communicable diseases and mom's age.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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The trouble with talking too fast...

Is that you might say something you haven't thought of yet!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"You have to work on this, you can't keep arriving late for work."

"The trouble with getting to work on time, is that it makes the day so long."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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They say we learn from our mistakes.

That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.

Soon I'll be a genius!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |