one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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The 21st century is bit weird...

Instead of MAKING history, everyone wants more to DELETE history!

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posted by "Joke Geek" |
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Why were all of the ladies at the surprise party staring at the pair of handsome chromosomes?

Because they weren't wearing any genes!

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Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carries shipments?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Question: Do you know what would really suck?

Answer: A rocket powered vacuum cleaner!

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posted by "Joe Willis" |