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I didn't say it was your fault...

I just said I was blaming you.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.

To steal from many is research.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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A harp is just a piano... with no clothes on.

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