one liner jokes

Sort
Filter
Category: "One Liner Jokes"
Clear
0 votes
Q & A
rating rating rating rating rating
 

Question: What do you call a 'Handyman for Hire'?

Answer: A 'Multi-purpose Tool'...

0 votes
rating rating rating rating rating

CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
$5.00 won 4 votes
Costly Countdown
rating rating rating rating rating
 

Time takes its toll...

So please have exact change!

4 votes
rating rating rating rating rating

CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
0 votes
Rate of Speed
rating rating rating rating rating
 

Whichever traffic lane you change to will always move slower than the one you left...

This also applies to the lines you stand in as well.

0 votes
rating rating rating rating rating

CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
0 votes
Sponges in the Ocean
rating rating rating rating rating
 

Sponges grow in the ocean . . .

I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn’t happen?

0 votes
rating rating rating rating rating

CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |