one liner jokes

Sponges grow in the ocean . . .

I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn’t happen?

There are only two things in the world that a child will willingly share...

A communicable diseases and mom's age.

The trouble with talking too fast...

Is that you might say something you haven't thought of yet!

"You have to work on this, you can't keep arriving late for work."

"The trouble with getting to work on time, is that it makes the day so long."