one liner jokes

Q: If April Showers bring May Flowers, What Do May Flowers Bring?

A: Pilgrims.

Do you know how long Grandfather Clocks have been around?

Since the beginning of time...

A friend of mine asked me to go to the front of his car to see if his turn signal was working.

I did and yelled out, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No..."

"Did your identical twin ever call you UGLY?"