one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Did you hear about the guy who survived being struck by lightning?

He was shocked!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy...

Other times I let him sleep.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Where do fish keep their money?

"In the River Banks."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Q: If April Showers bring May Flowers, What Do May Flowers Bring?

A: Pilgrims.

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posted by "Eduardo A Torres" |