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Where did the kangaroo go to get its eyesight checked?

To a hop-tician!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |

Heard at an optometrist's convention... "The Eyes have it."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |

Did you hear about the guy who was wanted by a bank?

He was in debt with them, so he was wanted, "Debtor Alive"!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |

The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep!

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posted by "wadejagz" |