one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow...

Just how cold is it going to be?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why did the gardener always eat her toast dry?

Because she saw the butter-fly!!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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I don't believe in reincarnation...

I didn't believe in it the last time, either.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Where did the kangaroo go to get its eyesight checked?

To a hop-tician!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |