one liner jokes

What did one horse say to the other?

"I can't remember your mane, but your pace is familiar!"

In what direction does a sneeze travel?

Atchoo!

It has been proven that the chances of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

I wanted to thank everyone for defining the word "plethora" for me...

It means a whole lot to me!