one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7, 365 days a year?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why was the desert so bored?

Because it had nothing left to sea!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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What do all Cobblers say when they sneeze?

Ah...Ah...Ah......Ah Shoe!!!

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There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable...

They read the manual!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |