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The Surprise Party
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Why were all of the ladies at the surprise party staring at the pair of handsome chromosomes?

Because they weren't wearing any genes!

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posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
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Moving Parts
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Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carries shipments?

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New Energy Source
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Question: Do you know what would really suck?

Answer: A rocket powered vacuum cleaner!

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posted by "Joe Willis" |
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Rise and Shine
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Why doesn't somebody cross electric blankets with toasters?

That way, we could pop out of bed each morning!

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posted by "wadejagz" |