one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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One good turn...

Usually gets most of the blanket.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?"

His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at me through keyhole."

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posted by "Clown" |
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Why don't "minimalists" find a shorter name for themselves?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Where there is a will, there is an Inheritance Tax!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |