one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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To win a coin toss every single time...

Call out, "Heads I win, Tails you lose!"

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posted by "Douglas" |
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What is an alien's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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posted by "Clown" |
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I do not suffer from stress...

I’m just a carrier.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Book-Worms!!!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |