What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Book-Worms!!!
Exactly how do you get off a non-stop flight?
Baloney \ba-lo’-ne\: Where some hemlines fall.
Banquet \bang’-kwit\: Why the vocalist had no instrumentalists.
Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.
Boomerang \boo’-me-rang\: What’s on top of the Ghost Cream Pie.
“If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?”