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You Would Too
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Why did the stop light turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

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A Candle in A Suit of Armor
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What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor?

A knight light.

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The Thirty Year War
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How long did the Thirty Years War last?

Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648. (You expected something else?)

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No Onion, No Cry
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A lot of people cry when they cut onions...

The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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