one liner jokes

If memory serves me right...

Well, it would be the first time.

Question... What is in the middle of nowhere?

Answer... The letter 'h'.

What has feet, legs, but nothing else?

Pantyhose!

We found answer to the most difficult question ever... which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

The answer is.... "O yaar jiska order pehle doge vo aayega!"