one liner jokes

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

"I'm telling you, nothing is impossible!"

"Oh yeah, try slamming a revolving door."

Q: If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, a match, and a gas lamp which do you light first?

A: Why that is easy, the match of course.