one liner jokes

Question... What is in the middle of nowhere?

Answer... The letter 'h'.

What has feet, legs, but nothing else?

Pantyhose!

We found answer to the most difficult question ever... which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

The answer is.... "O yaar jiska order pehle doge vo aayega!"

How can you identify a blind pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.