one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$50.00 won 9 votes

Why did the barber win the race?

Because he took a short-cut!

9 votes

posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
0 votes

The 50-50-90 rule:

If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right...

There’s a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
1 votes

"What happened, where were you?"

"Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!"

1 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

Turn your next trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge...

You do that by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.

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posted by "HENNE" |