one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$15.00 won 8 votes

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.

I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"

Six couples got up and quickly left.

8 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
1 votes

What If oxygen is slowly killing us...

And it just takes 75-100 years to fully work?

1 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

To succeed in life, you need three things...

A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

2 votes

posted by "worldHappyMan" |
0 votes

Did you hear about the absent-minded nurse that made the patient without disturbing the bed?

0 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |