I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.
I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"
Six couples got up and quickly left.
What If oxygen is slowly killing us...
And it just takes 75-100 years to fully work?
To succeed in life, you need three things...
A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
Did you hear about the absent-minded nurse that made the patient without disturbing the bed?