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Memory
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I had amnesia once...

... or maybe twice.

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The Glass
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Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster?

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A Spy Bull
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

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Beautiful but Terrible
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She has the face that could launch a thousand ships...

And attitude that could sink them all!

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