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Facial Conservation
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What is the best way to save face?

To keep the lower part shut!

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A Sad Burger
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!

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If you hear no evil and see no evil...

Then call the TV repairman.

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90% of the Time
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If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |