one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$5.00 won 3 votes

Politicians and diapers... Both need to be changed for the same reason

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

It's not the pace of life that concerns me..

It’s the sudden stop at the very end!

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

Two wrongs don't make a right...

But two Wrights did make an airplane!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |