one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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What is the best way to save face?

To keep the lower part shut!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
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If you hear no evil and see no evil...

Then call the TV repairman.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
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If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |