one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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The Scots invented golf...

Which might explain why they invented Scotch.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people that were here last year."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

"About 3,000 miles!"

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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Some people say that I'm superficial...

But that's just on the surface.

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posted by "wadejagz" |