one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

Easily, he sleeps at night.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What looks like half an apple?

The other half.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What can you never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Every time you clean something...

You're just make something else dirty!

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posted by "wadejagz" |