We found answer to the most difficult question ever... which comes first, the chicken or the egg?
The answer is.... "O yaar jiska order pehle doge vo aayega!"
How can you identify a blind pirate?
He's the one with patches over both eyes.
Why do clowns hold books they read very close to their faces?
So their noses are well red!
"Don't give up on your dreams."
"Really? You mean it?"
"Yeah, just keep sleeping."