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When Lee Ate Onions
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What happened when Lee ate raw onions for a week?

He became Lone Lee...

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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Needs A Plumber
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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek!

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Faster Than Sound
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Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Banana and the Prune
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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posted by "HENNE" |