one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why haven't Aliens visited out Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews...

Only 1 star!

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posted by "HomerS" |
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You know what really makes me sick?

The Flu.

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posted by "Narvon7" |
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If the proverbial snake swallowing its tail ever finishes its mission...

Will it blink itself out of proverbial existence?

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posted by "CMatthewC" |
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Always borrow money from pessimists...

They don't expect to be paid back.

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posted by "wadejagz" |