Words that mean what they sound like...
Counterfeiters: workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Teacher: "How do you keep your old car running better?"
Student: "Check the prices of a new car regularly."
Did you hear about Steve Harvey and his wife getting into an argument?
It was a Family Feud!
Exercise works best first thing in the morning...
Before your brain figures out what you're doing.