BOSS: "What should we call this giant advertising board?"
PHIL: "A philboard!"
BILL: "No, wait... I have a better idea!"
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’80’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Why is there no egg in eggplant?
Why is there no ham in a hamburger?
How come English Muffins do not come from England?
How come French Fries do not come from France?
Why doesn’t pineapple contain apples or pines?
How come a Guinea Pig is neither a pig nor is it from Guinea?