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The Third Hand
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Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Past, Present, Future
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Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The Only Time
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The only time the world beats a path to your door...

Is when you're in the bathroom!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Matador Face Cream
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What kind of face cream do Matadors use?

Olay!

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posted by "Robert Hill" |