one liner jokes
Favorite this joke Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’80’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Why is there no egg in eggplant?
Why is there no ham in a hamburger?
How come English Muffins do not come from England?
How come French Fries do not come from France?
Why doesn’t pineapple contain apples or pines?
How come a Guinea Pig is neither a pig nor is it from Guinea?
Buy your thermometers in the wintertime...
They're much lower then.
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