one liner jokes

Buy your thermometers in the wintertime...

They're much lower then.

What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?

One has a bill on their face and the other has their face on a bill.

When it comes to telling her age, she's shy...

About 10 years shy!!!

"Where do you see yourself in six months?"

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."