one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
4 votes

Think about it...

Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to!

4 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.

He slides up to the bar and announces, ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!''

3 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |