one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$6.00 won 3 votes

All my life I thought air was free…

Until I bought a bag of chips.

3 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
4 votes

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today...

That’s 7 years in a row now...

4 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$6.00 won 6 votes

Donna: "I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him."

Ashley: "Really?"

Donna: "Yep. I can tell if he is standing too."

6 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
5 votes

I used to spin toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune...

Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe!

5 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |