one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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The inventor of the umbrella was originally going to call it brella...

But he hesitated.

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The opposite of isolate...

... is yousoearly.

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Last night I made some fish tacos...

Turns out they don’t like Mexican food.

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If the human population held hands around the equator...

A significant portion of them would drown.

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posted by "wadejagz" |