one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Q.Why was 6 affraid of 7?
A.Because 7,8,9 (7 ate 9)

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posted by "Graham Kitchen" |
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? 
Half a worm.

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posted by "Kenny" |
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How do fireflies lose weight? 
They burn calories.

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posted by "Alena" |
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Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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posted by "Chalky Fran" |