one liner jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
To see who shot his "paw."

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino.
A: 'elifino

Q: Why was the cat wearing a tuxedo?
A: He was going to the hare ball!

Do you know how to catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!