one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Do you know how to catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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posted by "DWE" |
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Why couldn't the pony talk?

He was a little ho(a)rse!

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He went DATA way!

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posted by "Anonymous" |