one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Sign at truck stop café reads: Eat here diet home

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posted by "Giriwatcher" |
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There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Why did the three little pigs run away from home?
Their father was a bore!

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posted by "Scott Puryear" |
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Q. Why don't Antartians eat M&Ms?
A. They're too tough to peel.

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posted by "Anonymous" |