one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?
A: Heck

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Q: What do you call a cow without feet?
A: Ground beef

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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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Why couldn't the egg cross the road?
He was a chicken.

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