one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why couldn't the egg cross the road?
He was a chicken.

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When is the best time to go shopping?
When the stores are open.

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Why did the brakes go to the store?
They needed new shoes.

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Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play?
He was grounded.

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