one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Confucius say: "Man cannot exchange woman of forty for two twenties…"

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Q: What kind of insects to you find on the Moon.
A: Lunar Ticks (Lunatics)

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posted by "Ian Halliday" |
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Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room?
A: The White House.

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posted by "Steve Barlow" |