one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? 
Because she was a knockout! 

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? 
Show me your mussels.

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posted by "Emilio Candia" |