one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his C.D.'s?
In Iraq.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An a-cat-emy award.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get the quarter back.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Answer: lean beef!

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posted by "Mr. Funny man" |