one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Answer: lean beef!

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posted by "Mr. Funny man" |
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Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?

A. Wave to him.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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How do you fit 5 elephants into a five-seat car?
Get a really big car.

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posted by "Eddie" |
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine.

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posted by "Hamsterman" |