one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
0 votes

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? 
Half a worm.

0 votes

posted by "Kenny" |
0 votes

How do fireflies lose weight? 
They burn calories.

0 votes

posted by "Alena" |
0 votes

Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

0 votes

posted by "Chalky Fran" |
1 votes

What do you call a tube with a degree?
A graduated cylinder.

1 votes

posted by "Anonymous" |