one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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"Latte" is French...

French for “you paid way too much money for coffee!”

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts...

I won't lie, it was a rocky road!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Happiness is walking through the green grass barefoot....

Misery is walking through the green grass barefoot and then discovering it's a cow pasture.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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I'm a multi-tasker...

I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!

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posted by "wadejagz" |