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Workout Routine
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I started a new workout routine this week, doing crunches twice a day...

I do Cap'n in the morning and Nestle's in the afternoon.

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Apology In Dots and Dashes
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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Hot Remedy
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When tempted to fight fire with fire...

... always remember that the fire department usually uses water.

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Language Lessons
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"Latte" is French...

French for “you paid way too much money for coffee!”

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