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I thought there was something wrong with my pedometer app.

It thought there was something wrong with me.

It asked me if I had died.

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I started a new workout routine this week, doing crunches twice a day...

I do Cap'n in the morning and Nestle's in the afternoon.

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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |

When tempted to fight fire with fire...

... always remember that the fire department usually uses water.

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