one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same... while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes

Why do people recite at a play but play at a recital?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why did Miss Muffet need directions?

She lost her Whey.

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Narvon7" |