one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
1 votes

"What happened, where were you?"

"Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!"

1 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

Turn your next trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge...

You do that by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.

I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"

Six couples got up and quickly left.

6 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
1 votes

What If oxygen is slowly killing us...

And it just takes 75-100 years to fully work?

1 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |