one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Q: What kind of rocks are on the bottom of the Mississippi River?

A: Wet rocks.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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If memory serves me right...

Well, it would be the first time.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Question... What is in the middle of nowhere?

Answer... The letter 'h'.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What has feet, legs, but nothing else?

Pantyhose!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |