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Slim Chance
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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same... while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

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Noses That Run
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Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?

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Playing Around
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Why do people recite at a play but play at a recital?

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Miss Muffet
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Why did Miss Muffet need directions?

She lost her Whey.

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