one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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It doesn't matter whether you win or lose...

That is, until you lose!

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A man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".

He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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I never made a mistake in my life!

I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

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I like work, it fascinates me...

I can sit back and look at it for hours...

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |