one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Opera: where somebody gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, sings.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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When I was young, I was poor...

But after many years of hard work, I am no longer young.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I’m on a whiskey diet...

I’ve lost three days already.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I thought there was something wrong with my pedometer app.

It thought there was something wrong with me.

It asked me if I had died.

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posted by "wadejagz" |