one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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I believe scissors ought to come in packaging that doesn't require scissors to start with.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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The trouble with being punctual...

Is that no one is there to appreciate it!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Sometimes you're the bug...

More often than not, you're the windshield.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Don't worry about the world ending today...

It's already tomorrow in Australia.

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posted by "wadejagz" |