one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"?

Aren't we are already there?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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If you get motion sickness on a DOWN escalator...

Do you still throw-UP?

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Robert Hill" |
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Have you ever wondered...

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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If a word is misspelled in the dictionary...

How would we ever know?

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |