What do you call a human skull without a hundred billion neurons?
A no-brainer.
A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity.
So I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
I often wonder...
How things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns?
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.