one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Sex is like art...

Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me,...

So from now I'm going to concentrate on getting taller!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My wife said she needed more space.

So I locked her outside.

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Why is a diet called a "diet"?

Because all the other 4-letter words were taken.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |