one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$15.00 won 9 votes
 

How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Ceasars.

9 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Heaven" |
$7.00 won 10 votes
 

Why can't towels tell jokes?

Because they have a dry sense of humor.

10 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Heaven" |
6 votes

Divorce is the past tense of marriage.

6 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes

BOSS: "What should we call this giant advertising board?"

PHIL: "A philboard!"

BILL: "No, wait... I have a better idea!"

2 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |