one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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What do you call a human skull without a hundred billion neurons?

A no-brainer.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity.

So I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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I often wonder...

How things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns?

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.

And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |