one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$7.00 won 8 votes

Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

8 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
4 votes

The only time the world beats a path to your door...

Is when you're in the bathroom!

4 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
4 votes

What kind of face cream do Matadors use?

Olay!

4 votes

posted by "Robert Hill" |
4 votes

Think about it...

Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to!

4 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |