one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Exactly how do you get off a non-stop flight?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Baloney \ba-lo’-ne\: Where some hemlines fall.

Banquet \bang’-kwit\: Why the vocalist had no instrumentalists.

Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.

Boomerang \boo’-me-rang\: What’s on top of the Ghost Cream Pie.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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“If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why couldn't the sailor learn all the letters in the alphabet?

Because he spent a lot of years at 'C'...

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posted by "Clown" |