Exactly how do you get off a non-stop flight?
Baloney \ba-lo’-ne\: Where some hemlines fall.
Banquet \bang’-kwit\: Why the vocalist had no instrumentalists.
Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.
Boomerang \boo’-me-rang\: What’s on top of the Ghost Cream Pie.
“If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?”
Why couldn't the sailor learn all the letters in the alphabet?
Because he spent a lot of years at 'C'...