one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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The problem with jogging is by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it...

It’s already too far to walk back!

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posted by "Kirkwood" |
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Have you ever wondered...

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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You know what really hurts me inside?

Internal bleeding.

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posted by "Narvon7" |
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Why haven't Aliens visited out Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews...

Only 1 star!

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posted by "HomerS" |