one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why are there never any "Good" side effects on medicines?

For once, I'd like to read a label on a medicine bottle that says, "May Cause Extreme Sexiness!!!"

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I entered my first marathon and finished first!

Two steps into it I stubbed my toe and finished, first.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A desserter.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |