one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself...

She rejoiced!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction...

I read to the end and say, "Well, that's not going to happen."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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So, let me get this straight...

You drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Hipsters hate rivers...

Too mainstream.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |