one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"I'm telling you, nothing is impossible!"

"Oh yeah, try slamming a revolving door."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"Is there such a thing as 'unguided' missiles?”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Q: If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, a match, and a gas lamp which do you light first?

A: Why that is easy, the match of course.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |