one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.

I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
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How do you get a fish high?

Give it some sea-weed.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bryce Wolkerstorfer" |
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Taxes are a yearly subscription to the country you live in.

Childhood is the free trial.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
1 votes

What do you call a human skull without a hundred billion neurons?

A no-brainer.

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posted by "wadejagz" |