one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in?

He went to see "Closed for the Winter".

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Mary had a little lamb...

And two nurses who passed out in the delivery room.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I can't wait to get home and open a bottle of dinner.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |