one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
1 votes

Always follow your dreams!

Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

The problem with jogging is by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it...

It’s already too far to walk back!

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posted by "Kirkwood" |
3 votes

Have you ever wondered...

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$50.00 won 12 votes

You know what really hurts me inside?

Internal bleeding.

12 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Narvon7" |