one liner jokes

People who say I'm pretentious need to walk a mile in my Louis Vuitton's.

I had a happy childhood.

My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears.

Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in?

He went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Mary had a little lamb...

And two nurses who passed out in the delivery room.