"To do is to be..." -- Descartes.
"To be is to do..." -- Sartre.
"Do be do be do..." – Sinatra!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting!”
So we stopped playing chess.
I'm gonna go stand outside...
So if anybody asks, you can just say I am outstanding!
All my life I thought air was free…
Until I bought a bag of chips.