one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
4 votes

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today...

That’s 7 years in a row now...

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Donna: "I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him."

Ashley: "Really?"

Donna: "Yep. I can tell if he is standing too."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
4 votes

I used to spin toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune...

Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?

"He didn't count on this..."

9 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |