one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
2 votes

Exercise works best first thing in the morning...

Before your brain figures out what you're doing.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god...

I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

3 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "outward" |
1 votes

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same... while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |