one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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She wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them.

So she changed her name to JKM345.

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posted by "greens52" |
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Do you ever wonder...

Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself...

She rejoiced!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction...

I read to the end and say, "Well, that's not going to happen."

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posted by "wadejagz" |