one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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What is “Consciousness"?

That annoying time between naps.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$25.00 won 18 votes

If athletes get athlete’s foot...

Then do astronauts get mistletoe?

18 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Mary" |
$9.00 won 17 votes
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

17 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "srg" |
$12.00 won 17 votes

Seen on the door of a repair shop:

WE CAN FIX ANYTHING! (Please knock on the door—the bell doesn’t work.)

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "sravanthi" |