one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I had amnesia once...

... or maybe twice.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster?

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

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posted by "RS" |