one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$12.00 won 9 votes

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?

It was full.

9 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Heaven" |
$8.00 won 5 votes
 

Just found out on my tax return that there's a limit on dependents...


I thought 45 was reasonable, but I was wrong.

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Fasteddie686" |
4 votes

What do you get if you cross a Ford Taurus with uranium?

A Ford Fusion.

4 votes

posted by "Frank Stuttgen" |
5 votes

My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator...

I guess we are raised differently.

5 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |