one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why is a diet called a "diet"?

Because all the other 4-letter words were taken.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered...

Nobody likes a quitter!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Amazon is approved for drone delivery...

Which means we now have skeet shooting with prizes.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Somebody told me that echoes repeat everything back...

Where have I heard that before?

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |