one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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War does not determine who is right...

Only who is left.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Where there's a will...

I want to be in it!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Three phrases commonly seen around Christmas time are...

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries Not Included!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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He who laughs last... didn't get it!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |