one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
3 votes

I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target and...

Long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

My New Years resolution is to start reading more...

So I enabled the subtitles on my TV.

2 votes

posted by "Glen Rae" |
$6.00 won 2 votes
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Why don't skeletons ever get mad?

Nothing gets under their skin.

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

Two dogs pass a parking meter...

One says to the other, "How do you like that, a pay toilet!"

5 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |