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Dinner Guests
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Last night I made some fish tacos...

Turns out they don’t like Mexican food.

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Unity Circle
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If the human population held hands around the equator...

A significant portion of them would drown.

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Lego Reopening
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Good news, the Lego store has reopened...

People are lined up for blocks!

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Handy Man 'To Do' List
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Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done.

Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

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